Lions if they are nearby and hungry
(I try to stay sinewy).
Plane crashes if I am on board.
Confrontation if criticized
(you know it all goes to my stomach).
Going crazy, only a little.
Burning to death (more painful
than freezing I’ve heard).
That’s about it,
so I’m planning a trip
to Kenya by way of Liberia.
I hope you don’t say
in an offhand way
There are good pills
these days for hysteria.
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